Joke

Hardly Islamic, but I found it mildly amusing :) Just enjoy it, dont ask questions!

so one day a woman gives birth to a mans son but when everyone looks down to coo at the child they find he is just a head. No chest, arms or legs, just a head
The boy goes through life graduates from school, and then hits his first big birthday (this is a UK joke by the way) his 18th. So to celebrate his dad takes him to the pub for his first pint, he looks up at his dad, who is watching him with a proud face, and smiles. Then takes his first sip, no quicker than he has swallowed that sip *BAM* his torso pops out of his head.
The father and son are astonished and his dad encourages him to take another sip to see what happens, so his does and even quicker than the first time *KAZAM* he sprouts arms...
Amazed he picks up the pint and looks at his dad 'dya think I should go for it dad?' to which his father replies 'well, what harm can it do son?' so the son goes on to take another sip. then with a puff of smoke his legs appear from nowhere and hes a whole body. Hes so happy and starts jumping up and down hugging his father, he runs out into the street to tell everyone.
However at that moment the bus is driving past and *bang* he runs straight infront of it and is killed instantly.
In shock and dismay the father looks ahead at the mirror behind the bar, the server is cleaning the top with a dirty cloth and says 'He should have quick while he was a head'


get it?? ooh this had me amused for awhile, suppose it depends on your sense of humour really. So I just wanted to share that with you heehee.